Sunday, August 22, 2010

I Can NOT Believe This!!!

Well, here we go again. I cannot believe this. No wonder he is worn out.....Sweet Pea helped with the *Night Cam* so some of the pictures are a little fuzzy, but that's what you get with night-vision equipment. I can't afford military-quality goods......


OMGosh!!!! Does that say what I think it says??? Bug porn......BUG PORN???? On my computer? What on earth is this little guy trying to DO to me? He shouldn't be Googling that!


Oh dear, oh dear......this is no better. Sensitive readers, you might want to depart the blog now. I am sure this one is Naked Bug Chicks.......I can only apologize. I do have to sleep, and I can't do it during the day. Milo......


MILO!!!    (I refuse to comment on what I think is going on....look away, just look away)


I had wondered why the top of my printer/copier was open this morning.....Milo, are you going to do what I think you are?


Yep, there goes the scanning light......aw geeeeez!!! Bug butt on the copier glass......


Bingo.
Exactly what I thought. Someone seems awfully eager to get to the copy. I wonder how much ink I have left........sigh.......


Nooooooo......not again. What is he Googling this time? (oh my gosh, oh my gosh...)Dare I look???


Okay, this is not as bad, but not the way I think he should be meeting other bugs.....I mean, you never KNOW what is on the other side of the computer screen.
"Handsome Bug Seeks Girl Bug"
I'm surprised he stopped there, and did not add other more descriptive details......at least he's holding one of my hearts, so perhaps he is looking for a longer term relationship.

                                    

And then again.......maaaaaaaybe it's just a good time someone is looking for. DANG!!! (how did he get to the beer fridge??? oh....never mind......)
I am flabergasted!!!
All this, on a Sunday no less!
Milo, we need to have a talk tomorrow..........
With bright lights and strong black coffee.
And maybe an aspirin.
BOY BUGS!!!

40 comments:

Scarlet Ily said...

Ha! You made my morning with this post, Chica! Adorable, funny and witty...you're fantastic! :)

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Hi Ily,

Well, I am glad someone is entertained by this little wild-bugs misadventures.....I am not sure how to handle him. No children for practical experience, thus I just sit and shake my head....oy!
Thanks for stopping by!

XXOO~~♥
Anne

Bunny said...

Now that is too funny LOL. Thanks for the laugh and your little bugs adventure. (Hope you are alright) LOL

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Hey Bunny,

I am surviving being a temporary hostess/parent, though I am not good at the parenting thing obviously! LOL!!!
Am hoping the house will be up when I get home and the parakeets have not had toooooo many visits... ;D

XXOO~~♥
Anne

Wickedly Divine Creations said...

It looks like you have your hands full with Milo....he's a bad little bug lol

Janet Ghio said...

I shudder to think what will happen if he meets a girl bug via computer and invites her to your studio!!!

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

oh Shelley,

He's not BAD..I think during the transport he just had too much time to think up things.....
Just think teenage boy, ornery, you know.
I'm sure that a little love and talking will get this all straightened out!

XXOO!!♥
Anne

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Well Janet,

I'm pretty sure he did not have time to meet anyone....usually that takes a while, doesn't it?
He should have gone to eHarmony....I would have been less concerned.....
LOL!

XXOO~~♥
Anne

yoborobo said...

Anne - lol!! Milo needs some kind of bug rehab for the control of EVERYTHING!! haha! I wonder what a 12 -step program for a bug would look like? :) Good luck, my friend! xox! Pam

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Pam, I should ahve known better than to let him run wild in the studio...this is partially my fault. I had no idea he was that computer savvy, or that he was, ummm, so *spirited*....ahem.
I'm going to have to deal with this promptly, and in a loving manner.
He's a good bug, just having a little Bug Mardi Gras I guess.....

XXOO~~♥
Anne

audrey said...

Oh, Anne!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Elena said...

LMAO!! OMG woman you are too hilarious for words! Dang why can't you live next door...you must be a riot in person! Poor SP is probably scarred for life. LOVE LOVE! this post. Hugs oh crazy one...

Quilt Rat said...

You are one warped woman......I am going to be so sad to see Milo get packed off to the next leg of his journey.
This is TOO much fun!

Linda Moran said...

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO!!!!!!! Bug porn!!!! Too funny! YOU, lady, are a frickin' genius!!!!! I now hope to start my Monday morning with further adventures of Milo - you really don't think he's learned his lesson, co you? Is he prepared to take "protection" should a little bug girl show up? Hmmm.... what else in the studio could he get into????

Georgina said...

This is just too funny, my amiga!!! That little guy has just taken over!!!

Am here in Phoenix right now and having a great time. Will email you osme good news when I return home this week. Hopefully, the other good news will be that my damn air conditioner is going to be looked at. I'm going to blow a gasket if I find out it was something really insignificant that need repair and I've been suffering all summer..oey vey and curses!!!

Love ya,
G

Jan said...

That Milo is one tricky bug! You can't say he isn't entertaining! What a hilarious post he helps you to create. Bug porn....I wonder what comes up with that? I don't think I will try it, afraid what I would see.

Deborah said...

ANNE!!! You must put child filters on your computer!!! Parenting is a 24/7 job! Milo appears to have "matured" in his year long journey 'round the world. This is toooooooooo funny! Anne, you are the best giggle buddy ever! **kisskiss** Deb

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Yeah Audrey,

I'mgoing to have a hung over bug, who is going to need delicate care for a day or two. He should have been at church with me.....hmmph!

XXOO~~♥
Anne

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Hey Elena,

Wish we ALL lived closer--we need a subdivision for the Crazy Blog Ladies with Ornery Bugs!!!
Of course, we'd have to make friends with all the police officers....to keep out of the slammer! LOL!!!

XXOO~~♥
Anne

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Hi Jill,

Yes, Milo is a bit of the entertainer.....I think he must have had a long trip and needed to blow off steam.
He's basically a GOOD little bug...(she says with a sigh and rolls her eyes)

XXOO~~♥
Anne

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Hey Linda....

I swear, if my computer is infected with anything....I am not going to be happy!
I really LOVE the little guy---I just think he needs a little refining, talking to; he's just had too many adventures and needs a little calm.....

XXOO~~♥
Anne

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Georgina, I am unfit to be a parent....OBVIOUSLY! I'll have to have a little *talk* with Milo---he's such a sweetie, really!
And he did not bother Sweet Pea, though I do think he was a little preoccupied..... <:{

XXOO~~♥
Anne

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Jan, I don't KNOW what comes up when that is typed in, Milo is sleeping off the activities, and I have no desire to find out!
I guess when he wakes.....Deb's going to kill me.
Us artists....we're a different lot you know.

XXOO~~♥
Anne

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Oh Deb,

I am soooooo sorry. Not having children, and Gary and I not *searching* those TYPES of things, I never thought about the filters.
I think if Milo is talked to properly and has things explained WHY he shouldn't do that, he will be okay.
Now the copier? Welllllll.......how many adults at office parties have done THAT one???
I promise I will be a better bug-mom for the rest of his stay.

XXOO~~♥
Anne

peggy gatto said...

you are a nut!!!!!
did I tell you, I LOVE nuts!!!!!!!!!

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Hey Peggy!!!

I am really glad someone loves nuts because I was feeling ever-so-guilty for being a bad bug-mommy. But like I said, I don't have kids, sooooooo, I never know what younger ones are *thinking*.....
I am really glad you appreciate NUTS!!! :D

XXOO~~♥
Anne

Dezinaworld said...

Lol what fun !! loving your blog hehe
hugs June xxxxx

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Hi June!

Hey, there never seems to be a dull moment around here! (well, yes there are but I don't acknowledge them! LOL!!!)
Milo is keeping me quite busy....it's going to be a long week....*sigh*

XXOO~~♥
Anne

Mary Helen-Art Saves Lives said...

I love this little critter ...as ornery as mine that creep around in the dark of the night but yours is so technically skilled! Thank you for the loads of laughs. Imagine and Live in peace, Mary Helen Fernandez Stewart

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Hey Mary Helen,

I'm thinking just MAYBE this guy needs some slowing downand accountability for his nocturnal haunts!
Just sayin'.....don't need a bug virus on here! LOL!!!

XXOO~~♥
Anne

*Ulrike* said...

Anne! You are a hoot!!! You had me laughing the whole post!! Glad I took some time out to blog read, now let me go through the other posts!!
Take Care
Ulrike

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Hey Ulrike,

That little bug! He has worn me out---I need Sominex or something to just pass out for a few hours and get my strength back.
For a tiny guy he sure can find the mischief.....

XXOO~~♥
Anne

Marie S said...

Oh this made me laugh till tears were running down my face.
How much longer is he staying with you?
Have you thought about a coffee can with holes pokesd in the lid for a sleeping chamber for this guy??
Have a great week.
Love and hugs.

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Marie, he will be here a WEEK.
I'm not sure who will survive this...Milo, or me.
All I know is I am dead on my feet tonight!

XXOO~~♥
Anne

Sophia said...

hahahhahaha I am totally cracking up over here in foothills! hahahaha I'm not sure which was better the nake bugs or the butt copy! hahahaha :D

Love you! xo

Skye Scraper said...

Oh my goodness! This is so crazy!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

audrey said...

Anne..... we can all meet up in Arizona. Remember - we know all the police officers there!!!!
I hope you get some sleep tonight. Tomorrow is Monday and it could be a LONG, tough week for you and your guest.
(: audrey

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Hey Sophia....

I'd go for the butt copy; it's a pretty standard thing and he does have a cute little bug-butt, but don't tell him I said that! ;)

XXOO~~♥
Anne

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Dear *S*,

Crazy indeed.
You should live here.
I am losing my mind, and there is not much left to waste.....ACK!!!!

XXOO~~♥
Anne

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Oh yes Audrey....we DO know the police officers well there! Sorry, those hours are still a little fuzzy in my mind.....:D
I tried to sleep in but had 2 'Keets in the house bellowing me awake and one in the studio ready to rock.
Shhhhhh......Milo is somehow sleeping through it, but I have a feeling he will be at it soon.
OY.

XXOO~~♥
Anne (very tired already....)

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