Thursday, July 29, 2010

Deb's Cantina Party (or why it was NOT my fault the beer truck got wrecked!)

I did not wreck the beer truck at
Deb's last fal-do-ral!!!!


Okay, I'm coming casual, and I am prepared for the mad drunks that will be there before the end of the night! I will be the bouncer, I guess.....someone has to do it.....might as well be a girl equipped for the job!
NO WRECKING DEB'S CANTINA!!!!


Hubby asked to come along; at first I nipped him---see the bandage?---then I thought he IS my favorite floation device!
Just inflate and...oh....never mind!
(just in case I fall in the pool, wearing all that leather......
a *HE-MAN* to pull me out....or laugh
as I drown.)


I'm bringing my other best friend, Mr. Blackened VooDoo Lager!
Oh, he has wonderful body and everyone will love him!!!
♥♥♥♥♥



Of course, there is my other favorite friend, Dear Abita!
Perfectly brewed, dark and lush on the tongue.......yum.......
Yes, Abita is a delicious way to spend an evening, part
of the Holy Grail of New Orleans beers!


OH! OH! We have AmberBock too for those with a less developed palate!
(there's nothing like sleeping on a case of Blackened VooDoo...you're
my HooDoo VooDoo Doll! Yeeeaaaaaah!)


And supporting my Dear Abita is the Motor City brew of choice;
STROH'S!!!!!
(It is a long standing favorite of Dear Hubby,
so we have to get a little face time for it)


And I think, after allllllll this tasting, and imbibing, and drinking, and drinking.........
some of us are going to be flat out on the Cantina floor,
ready for a snooze, or resuscitation!
But what a way to go!
(let me sleep it off and no throwing me in the pool!)

Now, about those rumors of me wrecking the beer truck, those are WRONG!!! First, Pam was cutting the cheese in there, Georgina was trying to knock me out of the way to get to the brew, Deb was looking in the mirror fixing her hair and hit me in the eye with an elbow, and I am pretty sure it was Ces's foot that got my chin as she was hanging out the window in her wet t-shirt waving and yelling at all the men going by.
She was saying something like,
"You want a good time Sailor? Follow US!!!
TSUP!!! TSUP!!! Yeah---YOU BIG GUY!!!
Bring it over here for Ces-A-Licious!!!"
(that was when she slipped and the foot got me in the chin...)
So really, think about it.
Would *I* wreck a beer truck, and if so,
would any beer go to waste???
Not in MY lifetime. I can suck like a Hoover....
But I stick to my guns.
It was NOT my fault!


And this is all I'm bringing, and now go have fun at Deb's Rockin' Cantina A-Go-Go! (and just in case you are wondering, yes, I am the poor white trash relative, but I have the good beer and a GOOD TIME!!!!)
Off with ya! Over to Deb's!!!
And I still did not wreck the beer truck...pfffft!
I did NOT wreck the beer truck....now gimme that bottle opener.
And stand back!!!! :-D

60 comments:

Ces said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! A LOT OF ETHANOL! HAHAHAHA! What great photos. You and your hubby are cute. This is fun!

Ces said...

I love your hair! I had a haircut yesterday.

Ces said...

Are these all your drinks? Oh, I drank my first beer last night!

Ces said...

It did not taste good. All beers taste awful, I think.

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

It's a real *GAS*.....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
(I just needed to check that it posted...DH just came home and I have to go worship him a while!)

TSUP!!!

And *~HIC~*

Anne

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Ummmm....yes, yes they are!
I buy in big boxes so I don't have to go often, plus the NOLA beers have to be ordered by the case...
I'm never gonna live this down....


XXOO!!
Anne

Deborah said...

OMGoshOMGoshOMgosh this is a hoot!!! No wonder you had a migraine today with all that beer! Anne, my tummy hurts from laughing so hard...hubby as a flotation device! This is the best party ever. Love Love Love all the photos of you. Your party is so much better than mine. But keep your hands off my date. **kisses** Deb

Deborah said...

By the way, Cori has a copy of the police report regarding the beer truck incident.....

Wickedly Divine Creations said...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you are a tripper!!! What a hoot! So who did wreck the beer truck?

daylily said...

Wow Annie what in the world you been up to. I had to change Queenmothermamaw to daylily. I am worn out with blogger. Gotta get back to painting.
lily (QMM)

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Hey Deb,

I nipped my date! I keep him in line--LOL!! (actually it's probably the other way around....)
I shall have to visit the cantina and see what is going on in a more civil atmosphere...*ahem*!!!

XXOO!!
Anne

Sympathy For The Devil said...

take me drunk, im home.

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

The beer truck, Deb, is STILL not my fault! :D

XXOO!!
Anne

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

I swear on my Blackened Voodoo.....it was NOT ME!!!!! (they're all lying, to make me look CHEAP!)

XXOO!!
Anne

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Hey Lily,

This is the result of what Blogger has done to me! LOL!!!
Deb is throwing a cantina party....her link is highlighted. We were invited to participate and, well, Anne just had an *Anne-Day*!!!
Are you seriously not blogging anymore? This summer has been nuts with it, that's for sure.

XXOO!!
Anne---who didn't wreck the beer truck. Period.

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Hey Mita, Lil Devil!

OMGosh...that is so funny! Now, THAT should have been the post title! Ah-hahahahahaha!!!!!!
I must go visit Deb and see what is in her pool.....

XXOO!!
Anne, good driver.

audrey said...

I know that YOU didn't wreck the beer truck, Anne. The problem started when Deb asked me to bring all those cucumbers.......
Since you are going to be trotting around in the litte "red number" at the pool, I'll wear your leather pants while I'm dancing on the table.
Great party!!
♥ audrey
PS ~ We only pick on you because we love you.

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Well Audrey, if you wear the leather, you HAVE to wield the scythe too, okay??? You'll be the bouncer!
And what did Deb want all those cucumbers for anyway....it leaves the mind open to QUESTIONS.....AHEM!!! (not questions *I* would ask, but QUESTIONS)
Let's get the party rollin'!!!
OY! OY! OY!

XXOO!!
Anne, the good driver....

yoborobo said...

I turn my back on you for one little minute, and look at the trouble you get into! lol! OF COURSE you didn't wreck the beer truck (youse was framed!!). Why wreck a perfectly good beer truck, when you and I both know it would make a lovely a/c'd addition to the house, or with a few modifications, the perfect chipmunk chasing device! I wanna try one of those Blackened Voo Doos. I am going to IGNORE the cheese statement. You were probably under the influence when you typed it. lol!!! You are adorable in those pics, btw. xoxo Pam

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Pam,

I was TOLD it was you....see, this is what happens when you have that many girls crammed in the cab of a beer truck! And we could have used it for a super-secret hide away to work or write in, or just finish the beer and have some wine later! LOL!!!
And since you have been nice to me, I will save some of the Blackened VooDoo for you....by the way, the empty bottles make great candle holders at Halloween, with a skeleton or two hanging from the bottle necks... ;D
You come sit by me at the party---you'll be safe!!!

XXOO!!
Scythe Woman

The Garden Bell said...

And there you were. What a hoot. Great way to start my blog rolling this morning to check in with all. Is it too early? Maybe, I'll wait a few... chuckle-deep-deep-chuckle.

Have a good one. Remember to drink a biiiiiiiiiiggggggggg glass of H2O before bed my sweet friend.

Toodles,
Kate

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Hey KAte,

I have learned (on very few times...) that a couple of large glasses of sweet tea seem to wipe out the nasty affects of, ummmmm, enjoyment of the hops plant.
Go to Debs and some of the other girls for further Cantina escapades!!!
Party On DUDETTE!!!!

XXOO!!
Anne....framed for the truck incident.....

Linda Moran said...

Oh my......I miss a day reading and look what happens....I'm not quite sure about reality here...but this is fabulous blog post, with wonderful mental pictures (in more ways than one) of the event.....I'm still processing everything.........

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Linda, go check Deb's blog, and Ces, and Audrey......
IT'S CANTINA TIME!!!!
Bring your own booze, and a swimsuit would be nice too, though with SOME of the people, they might be skinnydipping already....

XXOO!!
Anne

Elena said...

You are a riot! Would love having you along on a road trip!

Georgina said...

Holy Crapoly!! I know I should slip into a pair of Depends when I read your blog!!! Love the lager pictures...or by now, is it loggers!!! Hell, who knows!!

I'm still yucking it up here in my office...this one is a keeper!!

PARTY ON, DUDETTES!!!!!

Love ya,
G

Deborah said...

Oh Beautiful Blonde One, Audrey has called the cops on us!!! Hot Cops. I've been very very bad, officer...

Ces said...

I am going to get arrested and tortured by Audrey's cops and share the jail cell with a guy named Hugh.

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Sorry Elena,

I had to roust a few rowdies from the party....a little slow getting back here! LOL!!!

XXOO!!
WildWoman

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Georgina, now, you KNOW that generally I forget the *Depends Alert* at the top of the page.....I guess I was remiss. SORRY!!!!
Ah yes, my favorite lagers...or whatever! Sharin' the LUV!!!
Now go get some dry drawers on...

XXOO!!
Anne

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

What???? What???
She called the COPS?
(running for cover).....
I'm gonna have to check this out!
Do they have handcuffs???? >;D

XXOO!!
Anne

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Oh yeah Ces----like that is BAD, because I have SEEN Hugh!!!!
Did you strip to get arrested?
Was this like in the beer truck?
I step away ONE MINUTE...*sigh*
Bail money, I suppose...

XXOO!!
Anne

audrey said...

Anne, I think it's time you stopped being the bouncer and had a little fun.
Look out! The cops are coming to throw you in the pool!!
(...s*p*l*a*s*h...)
Grab hold of that device that is floating in the water. NO! NO! The orange one!!

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Okay....you got my leather wet....THIS IS WAR!!!!!
Just wait till I get out of this pool! >:[

Squish! Slosh!
Anne

Sandy said...

That was hilarious!!! Loved reading ALL about it...ha.

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Sandy,

Go visit the other *ladies* participating!!! There are links on Debs blog, etc.
They've given me a HEADACHE with their loud partying! GEEZ! What's a bouncer to DO????

XXOO!!
Anne

Ces said...

ANNNNNNNNNNNE!!!

Bella Sinclair made it to 300!!!

Deborah said...

Beautiful Blonde Bouncer, or it is Bouncy Beautiful Blonde, I have just returned from the police station and they are not pressing charges because they were so entertained by Ces. However, I did get a copy of the report on the beer truck accident, along with photos of the driver...

Sorry, more interruptions. Will make a post tomorrow or Sunday about my eventful day. Dee and I rescued a tiny baby kitty this morning on our walk and it was not an easy rescue.

Party on! **hiccup**

Anna Rosa Designs said...

Hi Anne,
Lovely to see you up close and personal!
Gosh, what a party!
Hugs,
Anna

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

OOOOOHHHHHH.....coming over!!!!

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Deb...the Bouncer wants copies.
HARD COPIES.
I want the whole thing.....I did NOT wreck the beer truck!

XXOO!!
Scythe-Woman

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Anna!

There is room for one more!!! Grab a cup and party up!!! ;D

XXOO!!!
Anne

Robbie said...

Duh...where's the margarita's? Cantina??? Margarita's???

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Robbie, those are at DEBs.....click on her name and go check the party!!!!
I am a beer lover, thus, I had to bring the beer stash, and they keep CLAIMING that I wrecked the beer truck.
NOT SO!!!

XXOO!!
Anne, party bouncer

Magpie's Mumblings said...

Oh my lord - I can't handle all this levity. Let's put it this way, getting up at this moment would NOT be totally wise when you consider kegels were not my forte!! And...just a word of caution here...I don't think you should visit Deb to see what's in her pool - esp. after all that beer was consumed. Just sayin'.

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

M.A.

I bet her pretty blue pool is not BLUE anymore!!!! LOL!!!
You really need to go over and check it out---it's getting rowdy!!! :D
Not me, of course. AHEM

XXOO!!
Anne

Deborah said...

Anne, I did warn you and Ces that I put the chemical in the pool which will reveal if anyone has a leak of any kind!!! Definitely the wildest of the wild are still here! However, it is much later on the East Coast, so we might cut Pam some slack.

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Oh yes....
And Pam has children, so....okay....the wild ones are still at it!!!!
PARTY ON DUDETTE!!!!

XXOO!!!
Annnnnnnnnnnne ;)

Deborah said...

L♥VE your poem! You so clever, Oh Beautiful Blonde One! Sorry about your sunburn, but you did save us all from going to jail by pleasing the cops! You are one rowdy woman!
I LIKE it! **kisses** Deb

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

*****SIGH****

It's a tough job, but SOMEBODY has to do it! LOL!!!
I am the ROWDY GRRRRRRLLL!!!!
LOL!!!

*~~HIC~~*
*~~UP~~*

************

Cori G. said...

Oh how FUNNY!!!! Reading all our comments was such a hoot. Um, Anne, I hate to tell you this, but 'm the one that started the rumor about the beer truck...sorry!!!!! It all happened when I saw something about you and Budweiser on Deb's blog and then I went to work only to have the Bud truck hit the electrical line and knock the power out. There was something about a beautiful blonde driving the truck and I new it had to be you. So, there you have it ;-). And OH!!! The guy I hired...cute huh???

Ces said...

OMG, we had fun!

di from di-did-it said...

oh my word. you are one wild and crazy woman. what a fun start to my saturday ~ well, except the coffee spill from not being prepared for your antics. silly me ;D

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Hey Cori!

Okay....the cute guy to carry me out of Deb's Cantina makes up for the beer truck discrepencies....so all is forgiven!
What a time....EH??? ;D

XXOO!!
Anne

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Hey Ces....

Yes we did! Even if we can't remember it all! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

XXOO!!
Anne

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Sorry Di!!!

But you should know by now thos blog is apt to cause liquid spews, need for Depends from laughter, or No-Doze when I am off on a rant.
I can never remember which warning to put at the top of the post.....

XXOO!!
Anne

Silke said...

OMG, I want to come live at your house! Is that your beer and wine supply?!? I'd be flat on the floor every night...and oh, so happy! I love anyone who loves beer...good German that I am!! Love, Silke

P.S. You are gorgeous! And hubby so cute!!

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Hey Silke!

Come on over! (the wine supply is in the cellar....!)
Yes, hubby *IS* cute! :)
And we had one heck of a cantina party!!!

XXOO!!
Anne

*Ulrike* said...

My hubby would say lets go visit Anne! All the different beer, and I haven't seen Strohs beer since Ohio!!
Take Care,
Ulrike

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

Ulrike, come on over!!! The more the merrier!
Strohs is even hard to find here; all they have is the plain old stuff. I know two stores that carry it....and it used to be everywhere!
Welcome to the cantina!

XXOO!!
Anne

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